Twerking is dumb.

Twerking truly is some dumb shit. You look like you’re just really mad that you can’t poop for some reason and you’re trying to literally shake the shit from your butthole. No one can do it right, anyway, because there’s nothing right about it. If you’re a fat chick, more power to you and your dimples, girl. I ain’t mad at ya for enjoying a second helping of, well, everything. But I sure as shit don’t want that big ass knocking over furniture when you go swingin’ it around like some morbidly obese, medieval flail of sweat and oatmeal. Too skinny? Those hoes look like they’re at their cousin’s wedding in Pennsyl-fuckin’-tuckey failing miserably at the goddamn Chicken Dance. Eat a sandwich, bitch! Then you got the girls that actually have a nice ass. Well… Hold that sumbitch still long enough for a dude to get a good look at it instead of shaking around like an epileptic rabbit with the hiccups. Seriously, ladies, it’s not sexy. In fact, if a chick was to actually fuck a guy like that, it would be awful. It would definitely get on our nerves and you’d probably get punched directly in your taint. Knock it off.